turklet:

when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation

thegleefulhouseelf:

kaliforniaa-dreamerr:

theamazingrigby:

sodamnrelatable:

do you ever just look at your homework like this

I look at people like this

I look at everything like this

I look like this

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes pictures…

lolzpicx:

msjewbooty:

ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward